Some Advice For The Newly Relocated

As mentioned earlier this week, CSE is combining its Walnut Creek and San Francisco offices in Walnut Creek. For the benefit of those co-workers getting ready for the move, some helpful pointers about their new home:

1. You will no longer have to break out a parka when summer rolls around.
2. Any longing for the thriving culture of San Francisco can be alleviated by visiting the thriving culture of Walnut Creek, conveniently located just a block from at the office in the yogurt section at Target.
3. A sound like a car backfiring is a car backfiring.
4. That said, be careful downtown. Several people have fallen victim to drive-by snubbings.
5. The closest thing you'll get to a gang fight is two soccer moms reaching for the same latte at Starbucks.
6. Speaking of such, the nearest Starbucks is in Target. Bullseye is the barista.
7. For after-work entertainment, nothing beats going down to Broadway Plaza and seeing what's new at Build-A-Bear.

Welcome, one and all!