Thursday, August 26, 2010

Some Advice For The Newly Relocated

As mentioned earlier this week, CSE is combining its Walnut Creek and San Francisco offices in Walnut Creek. For the benefit of those co-workers getting ready for the move, some helpful pointers about their new home:

  1. You will no longer have to break out a parka when summer rolls around.
  2. Any longing for the thriving culture of San Francisco can be alleviated by visiting the thriving culture of Walnut Creek, conveniently located just a block from at the office in the yogurt section at Target.
  3. A sound like a car backfiring is a car backfiring.
  4. That said, be careful downtown. Several people have fallen victim to drive-by snubbings.
  5. The closest thing you'll get to a gang fight is two soccer moms reaching for the same latte at Starbucks.
  6. Speaking of such, the nearest Starbucks is in Target. Bullseye is the barista.
  7. For after-work entertainment, nothing beats going down to Broadway Plaza and seeing what's new at Build-A-Bear.
Welcome, one and all!

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